May 31, 2016: Circus
The circus made its way into the fears and hopes of individuals and families. All bets were off at the circus. Monkeys dress like humans and usher in the crowds. Magicians proved that a person can be cut in two separate pieces before coming back to life as one whole. Storytellers spoke of a little girl named Alice who had an adventure in Wonderland, based on a true story of course. Campaigners plead their cases to the circus-goers: that it is in their interest to join the circus. Candidates blended the fantasy of the circus to the realities of the ticket-holders. Vote for the candidate, and we can all go to Wonderland. Vote for the candidate, and the Magician will cut your enemies in half. Vote for the candidate, and the monkeys will be kept from learning new human skills. Jobs are scarce, and the ticket-holder must be able to buy more tickets. Come to the circus and vote!